Good list. Similar to my theory that you can figure out what a leftist thinks about things by finding stuff that a typical Kansas farm family likes, and assume that the leftist thinks exactly the opposite.

Those liberals who scoff at this list are invited to copy the boldface headings onto a list without the rest of the text and show it to a liberal for his opinions on each item. Here, I'll do it for you, with some editing of the most sarcastic items or clarification of those that are a bit vague:

SUVs

Guns

Suburbs

Straight white men

Jokes about sexual orientation, race, or gender

Traditional families

Abstinence

Tobacco

Religion

The rich

Middle-class values

Vouchers

Home-schooling

Standardized testing

Sports

Missile defense

American foreign policy

Red meat

McDonalds

"Big box" stores

Pharmaceutical companies

Businesses

Nuclear energy

Drilling for oil in ANWAR

Clarence Thomas

Laura Schlessinger

Rush Limbaugh

The Midwest

The South

The West

John Ashcroft

Police officers

Laws that are tough on crime