...in a parallel universe.

In that parallel universe, a parallel Dennis is a Green Beret [Yes he is, Dennis!]. A parallel james is a professor of archaeology carrying out a dig on the parallel Luna world. The fellow named MARS REVEALER is selling tickets to tourists wanting to visit the parallel Mars to see huge spider trees & a carved face of an ancient parallel martian...
A parallel Lindy works for
the parallel New York Times
newspaper & has published the scoop of her life publicly revealing the confirmed existence of antigravity flying-machines at the former top-secret installation, in the parallel Nevada Desert, called AREA 15...That's 15, not 51.

Oh, yes! In that Parallel Universe,
Elvis Presley is still alive and married to Princess Diana, and they
have 15 kids. Paul McCartney is dead.
The Titanic is afloat... People are kind to everyone else, except for a few
hundred Richard Nixon extremist supporters being hunted down by Dennis
the Green Beret (who are the only ones
allowed to own guns, for a short time).

And in that parallel universe, the UN
Secretary-General is John Lennon, and B-52 bombers are indeed morphing into
butterflies across the nation...
Oh! And there is no air or water pollution in that parallel Earth because people drive hydrogen-fueled automobiles or ride biycles...
And everyone on that parallel Earth has health insurance and eat all their plentiful vegetables...and granola, too....

Dennis? Dennis? Dennis?...DENNIS!!! WAKE UP!!!
You were dreaming again, weren't you, Dennis?

Jacob