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here,

here,

and here.

There are also many other articles, which I am too damned lazy to give example of here. Go check ANY general internet news source. The gist of all of them:

- The Taliban and Iraqi armies are comprised of fierce, unbeatable warriors. Like the Iraqi army, none are less than seven feet tall, and they eat rocks.



- Afghanistan has destroyed many invading armies. It has impenetrable valleys, impenetrable mountains, impenetrable caves, and would have impenetrable forests if they had the time to grow them. We suspect they may have impenetrable petunia gardens.

- Millions of protestors are protesting the American attacks in every country on the planet, and a few places on Mars.

- Every country on Earth is mad at us, except Britain, and maybe a couple of those whose major exports are postage stamps.

- Bush is an idiot. Bush is an idiot. Bush is an idiot. Bush is an idiot.

- America is wrong. America is bad. America is going to lose, lose, lose.

- And have we mentioned the anthrax is the last four seconds? And the vast death toll from the anthrax?* Anthrax is now our favorite word, almost as much fun to say as "gravitas!"



I would feel a lot better about all this if it wasn't American media doing this to us. I mean, we expected this kind of shit from Pravda, but it's almost all local. Do these people understand what they're doing?

*Three.