(because an assinine post deserves an assinine response...)

We're so lucky to have been informed of the evil plot involving Bush, Cheney, Enron, the oil pipeline, and Arther Anderson's shredding of documents!

But the nefarious conspiracy goes deeper, much deeper...

I suppose it's just mere "coincidence" that all those fossil fuels found their way into the ground in Central Asia, such a convenient location for the greedy Bush-Cheney-Enron led American oil industry to obscenely profit from the oh, so useful oil pipeline across Afghanistan, now easily built after the tidy little war against alleged terrorism...

And I suppose it also just mere "coincidence" that a major impactor so conveniently struck the Earth 65 million years ago, wiping out the innocent, hardworking, oil producing dinosaurs, clearing the way for the upward evolution of the dirty, grubby mammels, eventually culminating in the complete Big Oil domination of the ruling homo sapiens species...it was all just a little too convenient to have occurred by chance, isn't it?