"Why am I not surprised?" Some possibilities.

10: Because you're too sophisticated - nothing could surprise you?
9: Because you read the article before?
8: Because you expect the worst from everyone who doesn't agree with you completely?
7: Because you expect the worst from everyone, even some who agree with you?
6: Because of the beer and Wheaties for breakfast, you aren't feeling anything at the moment?
5: You really are surprised, shocked, really, but overwhelmed and it won't "hit" for an hour or so?
4: Because you are really saddened, with no room for surprise.
3: Because you don't really believe anyone would do that to unduly influence elections.
2: Because you think they are talking about voters in Mexico or Paraquay.
1: Because after Florida and Scalia you think everyone is as crooked as the Republicans (you knew I'd get that in here, didn't you. No surprise.)

I'm outta time. I hope this helps.

Arf