I really am.

Because if you had said "you incredible boob" I would have been both hurt and proud.

Hurt because the two words don't sound so good, I mean adjacent like that. I don't know why.

Being incredible seems OK. I mean, not many dogs are "incredible".

And I've always liked boobs. Wasn't blessed with any myself, I've had to consort with the folks who had 'em. Great company, by the way, but often it seemed to take a lot of time to get to the points, which were near the boobs.

If some things are like a novel, then at least the boobs seemed central to the plot, sort of the obligatory preface and introduction to the book.

Sometimes they were the cover, flashy and advertising. Sometimes they were more discrete, only coming about after reading the outline, being made aware of the chapter headings in the Contents.

But, all in all, boobs aren't a bad stop along the way.

And incredible isn't bad.

So why is your saving me from being called an "incredible boob" something for which I am grateful?

Go figure.

Arf