Hot sauce
At one sushi place with some friends, a newbie took a BIG swab of that green stuff that you dip things in. That really hot green stuff. Must have thought it was guacamole. Boy, watching THAT was worth the price of admission! My son recently ate one of those tiny evil red peppers on a dare with similar results. Came running in with eyes streaming. Rinsed his mouth with Alka-Seltzer Gold...sodium bicarbonate seems to neutralize it somewhat.
