The darker side of small towns...
The librarian before me had an obvious interest in cooking with children
Yikes! No wonder he/she was replaced.
"Mommy, why does the librarian call reading to us 'the Hannibal Lectures' and laugh really creepy?"
"Mommy, why does the librarian call the children's hour 'suppertime'?"
Parent: "Suzy, where's your little brother Tommy?"
Suzy: "Oh, he stayed at the library for dinner."
Parent: "When's he coming home?"
Suzy: "Never."
With apologies....
--Robert