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From David Letterman

McFly — 12/6/2004 6:12:39 PM (archived)

Three reasons to replace lab rats with lawyers:

1. There are now more lawyers than rats.

2. There are some things a rat just won't do.

3. People have been known to become fond of rats.

:-)

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Once again Mars exobiology rears its ugly head - Gary - 12/3/2004 6:22:50 AM
- Could you expand... - McFly - 12/3/2004 2:18:23 PM
  - Expanding - Gary - 12/3/2004 3:33:27 PM
    - He's talking about government space programs, of course. (n/t) - Tom Brosz - 12/3/2004 4:31:12 PM
      - I'll be over joyed WHEN there is a nongovernment space program - Gary - 12/3/2004 4:40:07 PM
        
        It may be sooner than you think - Larry J - 12/3/2004 5:00:35 PM
        
        re: It may be sooner than YOU think - Tom Brosz - 12/3/2004 5:30:22 PM
        
        Super Strypi - Gary - 12/3/2004 5:08:40 PM
        
        Totally bogus comparison - Nathan Koren - 12/4/2004 9:01:51 AM
        
        I've worked with the folks at Sandia - Gary - 12/4/2004 9:21:08 PM
        
        re: I've worked with the folks at Sandia - Nathan Koren - 12/4/2004 11:10:45 PM
        
        There's also RASCAL - Larry J - 12/3/2004 7:35:29 PM
        
        RASCAL is actually a pretty sweet design - Gary - 12/4/2004 3:48:52 AM
        
        DARPA is funding RASCAL development - Larry J - 12/5/2004 2:04:34 PM
        
        Thermal protection is a problem - Gary - 12/5/2004 8:55:47 PM
        
        re: Thermal protection is a problem - Larry J - 12/6/2004 8:03:24 PM
        
        Supersonic dash - Gary - 12/7/2004 6:46:54 AM
        
        re: Supersonic dash - Larry J - 12/7/2004 2:52:37 PM
        
        F/A-22 - Gary - 12/7/2004 5:12:22 PM
        
        re: F/A-22 - Larry J - 12/7/2004 6:45:13 PM
        
        re: Super Strypi - Larry J - 12/3/2004 5:28:04 PM
        
        Don't trust the numbers on Falcon I - Gary - 12/4/2004 3:58:23 AM
        
        re: Don't trust the numbers on Falcon I - Larry J - 12/5/2004 2:07:31 PM
    - re: Expanding - Larry J - 12/3/2004 4:25:16 PM
- Then start colonization with the very first manned mission - LJK - 12/3/2004 1:01:48 PM
  - Great minds work alike - Gary - 12/3/2004 4:10:42 PM
    - manifold time - Greg - 12/4/2004 2:57:05 AM
    - re: Great minds work alike - LJK - 12/3/2004 4:13:49 PM
      - kill all the SoBs - Adam - 12/4/2004 11:29:10 AM
        
        Why did the T-Rex eat the lawyer in Jurassic Park? - LJK - 12/4/2004 4:45:11 PM
        
        Another old lawyer joke..... - Gary - 12/4/2004 9:30:38 PM
        
        From David Letterman - McFly - 12/6/2004 6:12:39 PM
- Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. ;-) (n/t) - Robert Clark - 12/3/2004 12:46:45 PM
  - Does the world appear more beautiful when you're on Thorazine? :-) (n/t) - Gary - 12/3/2004 4:13:55 PM
    - To me a solar system teeming with life on every planet would be a beautiful idea not an ugly one. - Robert Clark - 12/3/2004 10:05:25 PM
      - To me a solar system teeming with marshmellow surfaces and cute kittens, gumdrop trees, and unicorns on every planet would be a beautiful idea not an ugly one. - R.L. - 12/4/2004 1:04:40 AM
        
        Nor does wishing it were lifeless make it so. - Robert Clark - 12/4/2004 5:28:49 AM
        
        I genuinely 'wish' that we find life there- the difference between you and me is that I know that wishes dont make reality. - R.L. - 12/4/2004 5:51:46 AM
        
        re: I genuinely 'wish' that we find life there- the difference between you and me is that I know that wishes dont make reality. - Robert Clark - 12/4/2004 6:12:19 AM
        
        Nonsense - R.L. - 12/4/2004 6:40:52 AM
        
        We aren't laughing with you, we're laughing at you. - barney - 12/4/2004 1:59:54 AM
        
        When the hell did I ever endorse the 'White Mars' theory?! - R.L. - 12/4/2004 4:24:37 AM
        
        re: When the hell will we be able to quit laughing - booger - 12/4/2004 4:37:48 AM
        
        OH MY GOD!!! LOOK EVERYONE!!! - R.L. - 12/4/2004 5:29:19 AM
        
        Look again. - weird - 12/4/2004 3:21:25 PM
        
        still nothing, you twit - R.L. - 12/4/2004 4:59:05 PM

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