"The "men who act like women" in Geoff's post are the ones who don't keep their women barefoot and pregnant, and out of the workplace."

Have you ever met an America woman who is bare foot, pregnant, and married [I will add, since apparently it's my idea, not a hippie- because hippies aren't men [[at least according to Cartman- my hero]]:]?

"Today, American women buy an average five pairs of shoes a year (American men average two)."
http://members.aol.com/nonverbal3/womens.htm

Women must have shoes, lot's of them. There is no fighting this urge. Now, if a woman only has a couple dozen shoes, she might think she is barefoot.

As random test, how many pairs of shoes do you have MaryAnne?

No cheating.

Simple human rule: If any women is barefoot and she isn't making effort to be barefoot [goddamn hippies] her husband is also barefoot [and she is constanting beating the poor guy, because she doesn't have shoes]. And if there were barefeet women somewhere in America then probably they are single, rather than married- and "married" to their dad or brother doesn't count.

But I will say, that a man doesn't go shopping with women who are buying shoes. It's acceptable, if you do this once or even twice- if you didn't know any better.