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the view from over here

since I know sweet F all about your country's internal affairs, can I instead suggest the following candidates, based on your choice of Veep.

OK: Sibelius for Veep. Whatever - I've always intended to get into those chilling Nordic symphonies.

Gustav Mahler for President. Your country is great at spectacular, lengthy soul-searching and hand-wringing.

Edvard Grieg for Secretary of State: presenting a kinder, sweeter face to the rest of the world.

Johannes Brahms for Ambassador to the UN. He will continue the time-honoured tradition of telling everyone else to get stuffed and bugger off.

Beethoven - the later, paranoid Beethoven - for Home Secretary. Conspiracies everywhere ...

And of course, Brosz for Press Secretary - 'nuff said!

- Hope this helps.

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