Darth VectER: What is thy bidding, my master?

IAU: There is a great disturbance on the internet.

Darth VectER: I have felt it.

IAU: We have a new enemy: Publius.

Darth VectER: Yes, my master.

IAU: He could destroy us.

Darth Vader: He is just one man. Tech-Wan can no longer help him.

IAU: The Vortex is strong with him. Publius must not become a master of the Vortex.

Darth VectER: If he could be turned, he would become a powerful ally...

IAU: Yes. Yes. He would be a great asset. Can it be done?

Darth VectER: He will join us master.

Later...

Publius: Renaming planets is one thing. This is totally different.

Tech-Wan: No! No different. Only different in your mind. You must unlearn what you have learned.

Publius: Alright, I'll give it a try.

Tech-Wan: No. Try not. Do or do not. There is no try.

Publius: I can't! It's too big.

Tech-Wan: Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? And well you should not. For my ally is the Vortex. And a powerful ally it is. Life is created by it. Makes it grow. Energy surrounds us, composes and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Vortices around you. Here between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere. Yes, even between Pluto and the Earth.

Publius: You ask the impossible!

STILL LATER....

Darth VectER: Publius, there is no escape. Don't make me destroy you. You do not yet realize your importance. You've only begun to discover your power. Join me and I will complete your training. With our combined strength we can end this destructive planet naming conflict, destroy those who embrace the vortex and bring order to the galaxy!

Publius: I'll never join you!

Darth VectER: If you only knew the power of the IAU side. Tech-Wan never told you what happened to your planet.

Publius: He told me enough! He told me you supported reclassifying it!

Darth VectER: No! I am a member of the IAU! I voted to reclassify it!

Publius: No... That's not true...! That's impossible!

Darth VectER: Search your feelings! You know it to be true!

Publius: NOOOOO!!!!!

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