re: Ah, but the day is young...
Losing my cool completely is reserved for situations where myself, my friends, or family are in life and death situations not simply because some bone-headed, puny little irrational man posts wannabe testosterone-infused thread replies on a bulletin board that makes no difference other than providing literary exercise.
Don't give yourself such importance Tom. You really don't matter other than simple entertainment value and, since you're no more than repetitive talking points, even that's losing its appeal. My guess is that in a few years, we'll find you roaming the streets talking to yourself, the only audience you'll have left.
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