It was a giant alien spaceship monitoring our planet, okay?
And Roswell was an alien spaceship crash with alien bodies and not
a weather balloon in a fog of swamp gas reflecting off Venus.
And crop circles are made by aliens with an artistic bent and a
British guy has all sorts of documented proof on it, but he can't
show anyone because the Men In Black will neuralize him if he
does.
And Bigfoot is dating the Loch Ness Monster.
