Oh, what the hell...
Economic Left/Right: 4.00
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.10
As I said, though, the questions are largely idiotic, and if some interviewer was going to ask me these things in person, they had better pack a lunch, because they would be getting a lot of feedback. Possibly including a smack in the face with a dead fish. I tend to freak out phone interviewers with responses that are a lot more nuanced than they are looking for.