Snort!
I WAS just kidding. OTOH, sometimes I feel older than dirt. I was overseas when a lot of artists like Led Zeppelin were making it big and then I came back to a small Midwestern town where the radio station played music from the "Big Band" era. This was just as FM was making its big entrance everywhere but all we got on FM was very "soft" music like Broadway tunes. I mean this town was in the middle of the sticks and so backward, all they watched on a Sunday Night was Lawrence Welk. Acckkkkkkk! I hated that show. So I missed out of years and years of pop music.