I want to see how the "farce" tactic goes.
Not well, I suspect. They don't make 'em like Abbie Hoffman and Wavy Gravy any more.
You really aren't much of a challenge. You slip into spluttering gibberish almost immediately.
Your pronunciations of impending doom would be a lot more effective if I hadn't been hearing the same things most of my adult life. The solution I was presented thirty years ago was the same as now: turn ever more power over to a socialist elite.