The breakdown
I met a guy in his seventies and he was going to tell me something but couldn't remember what was. He looked down at the ground with one hand on his hip and the other scratching his chin. Well, it came to him but I don't remember what it was but I do remember what he said next:
"Your brain is like a hard drive. It has a lot of platters that spin slowly at times, and quite a few fragmented files. The older you get, the longer the search time."
How cool, an old fart into computers.
BTW Tech1, I don't care what anyone says, sometimes you Rock!.