LIBBOY

Dear kindly poster Broszky,
You gotta understand,
It's just our bringin' up-ke
That gets us to take a stand.
Our mothers called us lazy,
Our fathers all were pissed.
Golly Moses, natcherly we're socialist!

LIBBOY & SOCIALISTS

Gee, poster Broszky, we're very upset;
We had the education that you rednecks didn't get.
We hate you delinquents,
We're working for the rest.
Everyone knows we are the very best!

We are the very best!

The very best, the very best,
We are the frickin very best!
The worst of us is still better than the rest!

ET & ER: (Together) That's a touchin' true story.

BOWSER: (Spoken) Lemme tell it to the world!

LIBBOY: Just tell it to the Techster.

BOWSER

Dear Techster, you're an unreadable disgrace,
Your mom should be ashamed.
She should hide her face,
She didn't teach you "caring"
She didn't teach you "change"
She didn't teach you jack
Leapin' lizards! Don't you give us any flack!

LIBBOY: Right!

Poster Broszky, you're really a square;
You don't need to judge us, you need an analyst's care!
Your evil politics are the ones that NEED be curbed.
You ARE politically disturbed!

BOWSER
You're disturbed!

SOCIALISTS
You're disturbed, You're disturbed,
Ayn Rand was the most disturbed,
Like you're alll politically disturbed.

LIBBOY: (Spoken, as Techster) In the opinion on this poster, the left is messed up on account they aren't Objectivists.

BOWSER: (Spoken) Hey, I'm messed up on account I missed out.

ER: Take them to the bureaucrats.

LIBBOY (Sings)
My father is a bastard,
He supports the GOP.
The Rocket ship I never mastered,
It's wobbly steering wheel pinched me.
The neighbor girls wear mustaches,
The neighbor boys wear a dress.
It's plain CALIFORNIA is the best!

ALCARAY: Yes!

MCFLY
Poster Broszky, you're an illiterate slob.
You need a lecture, from a good honest mob.
As Zoner posters we surely don't click
Becuz we all know - you're a conceited -rick,

LIBBOY & SOCIALIST
Conceited -rick!

ALL
Conceited -rick, conceited -rick
ALL Conservatives are evil -ricks,
And all are so politically sick!

Zombie Clone: In my opinion, poster Broszky shouldn't be allowed to post at all. His Objectivist philosophy is always wrong!

BOWSER: Hey, Broszky is always wrong!

LIBBOY & SOCIALIST
Broszky is wrong, Brozky is wrong!
He's always no good,
Unlike the rest of us he is no damn good!

BOWSER
The trouble is he's crazy.

ET
The trouble is he thinks.

ART
The trouble is he's prolific.

MCFLY
The trouble is he's a -rick.

Z
The trouble is he tends to shout.

LIBBOY
He's simply an illiterate lout .

LIBBOY & SOCIALISTS
Broszky, you got troubles of your own!

Hey, poster Broszky,
You should be down on your knees,
Pleading for forgiveness for your political disease,
Hey, poster Broszky,
What are you going to do?
Hey, poster,Broszky
Brosz you!

;-)