"World's Tackiest Beer Mug"
Always a good gift idea!
Most of the ornaments were cheapjack stuff bought from fairs, but Nanny Ogg never minded, provided they were colorful and shiny. So there were a lot of cross-eyed dogs, pink shepherdesses and mugs with badly spelled slogans like "To the Wordl's Best Mum" and "We Luove Our Nanny." A huge gilded china beer stein that played "Ich Bin Ein Rattarsedschwien" from The Student Horse was locked in a glass-fronted cabinet as a treasure too great for common display, and had earned Shirl Ogg's picture a permanent place on the dresser.
- Terry Pratchett, "Carpe Jugulum"