Without asses in our life
- I would not be so well-read. My fine collection of books and magazines that reside in my bathroom wouldn't be so easy to read if there wasn't an ass to fit snugly on that toilet seat.
- Farts wouldn't have a place to exit so they'd simply leach out of our pores. Not sure that would be a good thing.
- Bikinis would be an awfully strange type of clothing without something for the bottom part to cling to properly (this assumes of course a nice ass).
- Asses have been a marvelous beast of burden throughout mankind's history. Certainly without them Christ would've had to hitchhike throughout the Holy Land.
Perhaps in the future you should specify a bit more just what kind of an ass he really is. Qualifiers such as "fat", "pusterous", "drooping", "hemorrhoidal", "unwiped", etc. might be necessary to ensure you correctly identify the true nature of your target.
Art
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"TB, you're an ass." ER, asses don't deserve that
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- Prison reform...
- My problem with religion being the basis for ethics
- re: My problem with religion being the basis for ethics
- History shows religion is the world's worst source of "ethics".
- As opposed to what?
- Pre-selected populations with prior behavior requirements are bound to do better. Faith has nothing to do with it.
- Don't worry boys...
- Ah, Dios mio! Sure, you can reduce crime by brainwashing criminals
- Cruel and unusual punishment.
- My problem with religion being the basis for ethics