Aww, Jeez, TB
That is probably one of the stupidest things you've ever written.
"Well, gee, since you're going to chain me to a chain gang if I don't do what you say but the other guy is going to put electrodes to my genitals, I guess I'll opt for the chain gang."
You wouldn't know a fact if it bit you in the ass. You may start with a fact somewhere but then you skew it until it fits your belief system.