Oh, I told "her" to shut up once
That was enough.
Otherwise it begins to sound like the shouting match on the second-grade playground.
AM NOT!
ARE TOO!!
I learned long ago that most snowballs fall far from their target, and Annie Bananie is no major-league pitcher.
We Yankees learn things from snow, and you Floridians learn things from hurricanes. How you stand up in the face of all that wind is beyond me sometimes, but I believe you might have a little trouble dealing with the cold. ;)
Keep your head up, Lindy, and walk at a steady pace. Most snowball throwers can't hit their own backsides in broad daylight, and as for the missles that find a target, they melt away in the sun, of which you have plenty.
Cheers!
Mary Anne