Cold? COLD?
You live in Pennsylvania, right? I grew up in Minnesota. You don't know beans from cold. 15 below zero is when a Minnesotan starts thinking it's getting nippy and goes to look for a sweater. "Cold" in Minnesota is when you have to get up in the morning and scrape the nitrogen frost off your windshield.*
I am so DAMN glad I live in California, even though it's up to its ass in commies.
*And what REALLY sucks is when summer rolls around and bingo, you're sitting in 90 degrees and 90 percent humidity.
