Human Shields - your vote
Time to ask yourself, "Self, if we sent person X to Iraq as a human shield, just how much would the human gene pool benefit?"
Some of my thoughts...
Hillary Clinton (her backside will shield many)
Tom "Mumbles" Menino (Boston's Mayor)
John Forbes Kerry (D-MA)
Trent Lott
Jesse Jackson
Sean Penn
Martin Sheen
Alec Baldwin
Barbara Streisand
Maddona
The Oakland Raiders (but not their cheerleaders)
Oakland Raider Fans
NY Jets (esp Curtis Martin the Benedict Arnold of the NFL)
France (exceptions for rural folk)
Lindy
Bowser
Spliff
EP Grondine
-phil (so many fools, so little time)