<Only men can understand:

-the effects of testosterone.



Most stuff men blame on testosterone are just excuses for being a jerk.

- the vulnerability of keeping important equipment on the outside.

Women do too, unless you wear a bra like Xena's.

- boxers vs. briefs (see above).

I don't understand this one. My son decided, on his own, that now he's a boxers man, and I had to buy him a new set of underwear and try to find some that didn't have little pictures on it.

- how to shave the human chin.

No harder than shaving an ankle, or a knee. I use an electric though. No sharp stuff.

- why anyone would want to sit with five other guys fishing (or in a duck blind or what have you) in the cold and not talk for 6 hours. They won't explain it, though. They'd have to talk.

Don't understand this one either. I go way out of my way to avoid physical discomfort, and being a Minnesota boy I've had enough cold to last me fifty lifetimes. However, I do hide out in the garage with the computer.

- why chips are superior to chocolate.

I like them both, but chips are too fatty, and chocolate doesn't agree with me anymore. Feh. I think most men like chips because they go better with beer than chocolate does. I personally think beer tastes like moose piss. Don't ask.

- how to carry a baby like a football wihout hurting the baby.

If men had decent hips, this one-handed carry wouldn't be necessary. A woman can park a baby on one hip and it perches there happily like a monkey on a branch. Once you get below my overhanging gut, the rest is pretty much straight down. Men have yet to perfect parking a kid on their spare tires, but research is underway.