Oh SDAI, you're beginning to sound like an old man about ready to go to divorce court:
>"America has been carrying this planet for the past 50 years after Germany relinquished its role thanks to two successive megalomaniacs."

Or.....I've been paying for my wife and her upkeep for 50 years and kept her safe from two of her old crazy boyfriends..."

>"Bush has finally got the gumption to not cater and kowtow to every socialist party in control of our crumbling former allies."

I'll be damned if I'm going to put up with her long-time friends and the ladies clubs they belong to.....

>"Yes, our allied stance was purely a cold war relationship - based upon our ability to preserve freedom for these smaller nations."

Look what I've done for her...brought her out of poverty, kept her off the streets...she's served me well.....

>"France, Belgium, Germany, Spain and much of the UK have shown their true colors and it's a whole new ballgame."

Barbara, Jenine, Mary and Donna are standing their ground and feeding my wife ideas of her own......

>"Prove to us that you ARE our ally - and we will treat you as such. Otherwise there will be a parting of ways - and one with drastic consequences."

Okay, my wife. Prove to me that you love you and you don't want to go.
Otherwise, you'll get your divorce and have to suffer the consequences. Be forewarned!!
Or else!