re: Idiots.
Clearly tits on a boar would be an abnomally. On a sow they are functional.
Perhaps the metaphor you were seeking was "tits on a Nun?" Here you have a functional feature that has been rendered dysfuntional by spiritual, religious obsolescence.
In your chosen example you present a situation that is outside of normalcy in nature. Whereas the Nun example is natural normalcy trumped by religious doctrine. Clearly that would have been the better choice (unless you were striving for political correctness).
As to your need to call those holding a contrary opinion to your dogmatic Bush dynasty idolaty, a psychosocial evaluation might help you a great deal. You are strongly urged to seek help.
Helpfully yours, Publius