What happens next...
...Bush appoints Zecharia Sitchin to run FEMA and declares that Planet X will arrive in time for the 2008 election campaign season. Next, he names Richard Hoagland as NASA director and finally releases all those secret Viking images of the "face" on Mars, along with the "butt" on Venus and the "thigh" on Mercury. Then he makes JZ Knight/Ramtha his national security adviser to get free and more modern military advice from a 35,000 year old Atlantean war god. Finally, he nails himself to the cross asks for forgiveness for Karl Rove for not knowing what he had done.
Seriously, we have a buffoon for a President.