GWB was downtown on one of his many vacations and strolled by a house on the edge of town and saw a small boy with a box of puppies.
Preznit says, "what ya got in the box, boy?"
Boy says, "I got me a box of Republican puppies born yesterday."
This pleases the preznit, and he goes back to the ranch and calls Dick Cheney and invites him to come down to the ranch. Cheney comes to Crawford the following week and the preznit invites him for a stroll. They go by the small boy's house and there he is on the porch with his box of puppies. Wanting to show off for Cheney, preznit asks the boy "What ya got in the box, boy?
The boy answers, "I got me some Democratic puppies!"
Flabergasted, the preznit protests, "but last week you told me the puppies were Republican?"
"Yeah" said the boy, "but now they have their eyes open."
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and then in Crawford, Texas..................
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- A bit pissed today
- Pissed as in "avin' a few pints o' tha bitters down a' tha local", pissed? (n/t)
- For God's sake, don't anyone tell him about Air America and New York. (n/t)
- Sounds like a great way to make money
- Awwwwww. The commie libs sold out to the rich Christians...
- Heh, heh.
- Is that last part a threat?
- The threat right now is rhetorical
- Typical: "competition" = "crushed by money"
- Then again, I could be wrong about nobody going "Billy Jack."
- Don't let it get you down
