Wow, indeed!
If you only have a couple of minor objections to this program, we're definitely going to have to keep an eye on you. This piece was written as black propaganda, a deliberate attempt to discredit one's ideological opponent by presenting his views in an exaggerated, outrageous fashion, and publishing it as if it had been disseminated by your opponent. I meant it as a satire of extreme right wing rhetoric and I was anticipating a vigorous rebuttal, I certainly didn't expect it to be taken seriously.
Your objections are good ones, though.