Yes, and the Pandora bit.
There's always this tendency in the old stories to want to keep women ignorant -- it was the Tree of Knowledge, you recall -- and the women won't have it. So we had to give up the Tree of Life in trade... so what? That's what Oil of Olay is for. Is it our fault that you guys didn't learn to exfoliate until the 1990s?
And without all those ugly troubles Pandora released, we would have no Hope, either. So there!
