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If one doesn't understand something...
SDAI-Tech1 — (archived)

...that's the time NOT to do anything different.

Some of the not so famous quotes of no-nothing reactionaries:

"Oh no an iceberg is melting...time to blow up the sun!"

"I smell smog - burn down those factories!"

"This is the coldest winter we druids have had in many seasons. It's time for a sacrifice! Find me a virgin we can cut up and string to the only green thing we can find - there that pine needle tree will have to do!"

"I suspect your formula for growth hormone is missing an ingredient. Here, add this radium to the mix. Radium is a lively chemical and should stimulate growth."

"Many of our customers have foot problems we can't identify. We should install foot X-ray machines in every one of our shoe stores so kids can X-ray their feet twenty five times in a half hour while their parents look for a pair of new shoes."

"All life on Earth dies slowly. If we blow up the Earth all at once we can end this constant decaying and rotting of life!"

"I need something tangy to add to this drink, because it just doesn't taste quite right yet. I know! Here, I'll try this cocaine! Gulp. Glug Glug Glug. Mmmmmmmm! That works! I'll call it Cocana Da Drink. No, wait, I'll call it Coca Cola! That's a better name."

"It's hot outside today. We need to change the chemical composition of our atmosphere and remove the one gas that blocks cancer-causing solar radiation so it can be five degrees cooler in 2043!"

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