Hiding in plain sight: Costumer Reports?
"Consumer" has long been a business buzzword for "somebody's customer" (usually somebody else's customer). Commie pinko liberals did not invent the phrase. Techster, you are fucking amazing. You find evidence of the great conspiracy in places no one else has even looked in yet.
Of course, the collectivist demons have always felt that people like Consumer Reports were a capitalist plot to delude consumers into thinking that someone was looking out for their interests and exposing shabby or overpriced products, thereby allowing the business world to continue their shameless exploitation of a buying public victimized by a false sense of security. OOOOOOOOOOHAH!