Do carpenters charge you extra for the alterations?
It must cost an awful lot to get all the doors in all the buildings you use fixed so your head can fit through them.
You haven't listened to anything except to the voices in your head. Here's some news: other people actually have experiences and learn things from them. The things they learn may challenge your omniscient preconceptions, and you will either have to adjust or live an ever more isolated life.
Don't worry, honey. No one will touch your peenie.