Uhhh....Techie
I have pretty much stayed out of the fray about this issue, but re-reading your "satire" (if it IS that), is another pantload of your condescending attitude. People who are against the war and killing, people who are offended by the acts of a mass murderer ARE NOT LIBERALS.
What you are doing is painting your German self into a corner when your hard line conservative thinking makes fun of those who actually care about the effects of violence. I know you care too, but the parodies you create to make fun of the "left" have nothing to do with the reality of the situation.