The Prime Directorate does not slander

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The Prime Directorate does not slander

Office of the Prime Directorate. — 5/14/2007 8:56:35 PM (archived)

I assure you sir, that the Prime Directorate does not slander. Nor does he make light of the principles on which the Federation was built. In response to your last the Prime Director has issued orders to the D-class warship to make all haste towards your last known coordinates. The officials on Ganymede have been alerted and have issued orders for your dentention. Surrender yourself to the officers of the Federation and it will be looked upon favorably in your trial.

Stevedorus Galorus
Assistant of The Prime Director

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Broken replicator! HELP! - R94374L-34 - 5/14/2007 3:50:06 PM
- Please delete this asshole. (n/t) - Bowser - 5/14/2007 9:30:01 PM
  - I thought the handle was pretty damn obvious..... - R94374L-34 - 5/14/2007 9:59:06 PM
    - What did I post that was one tenth as offensive as your obscene insulting post? - R94374L-34 - 5/14/2007 10:02:14 PM
      - MODERATOR: I request that Bowser's obscenity be removed.... - ARRELL - 5/14/2007 11:08:02 PM
        
        MOD is dead..... (n/t) - R.L. - 5/18/2007 4:19:52 AM
        
        Ah! You have been banned. I didn't know which asshole it was. - Bowser - 5/15/2007 5:22:07 AM
        
        No, he hasn't. - TB - 5/15/2007 7:37:12 AM
        
        CAREFUL, TOM - ARRELL - 5/15/2007 7:54:43 AM
        
        But what do yo bet Bowsers obscenities will be defended by the 'ubermoderator'? - ARRELL - 5/15/2007 7:59:46 AM
        
        Of course you did! And that was the ONLY reason you complained - :) - 5/15/2007 7:18:23 AM
  - I think humorus speculation on tech support a few hundred yars from now is on topic - R94374L-34 - 5/14/2007 9:49:36 PM
- Official Notice - Office of the Prime Directorate. - 5/14/2007 7:58:30 PM
  - I have ONLY been working with Dellites can Compaqians - R94374L-34 - 5/14/2007 8:33:49 PM
    - The Prime Directorate does not slander - Office of the Prime Directorate. - 5/14/2007 8:56:35 PM
      - HA-HA too late..... - FURIOUS CUSTOMER - 5/15/2007 7:37:40 AM
- re: Broken replicator! HELP! - Support MS-Apple - 5/14/2007 4:59:37 PM
  - "For best results only order crystals from the manufacturer " - R94374L-34 - 5/14/2007 6:54:35 PM
    - Remove the front panel... - (from the Ship Talk website) - 5/14/2007 9:26:34 PM
      - Oh, it isnt that damn easy - R94374L-34 - 5/17/2007 8:50:17 PM
      - But... - R94374L-34 - 5/14/2007 10:10:11 PM
        
        Scrap yard. - Pd-rox - 5/14/2007 10:54:33 PM
        
        They were all destroyed in 2058 - R94374L-34 - 5/14/2007 11:14:23 PM
        
        Not all of them. - Pd-rox.5 - 5/14/2007 11:52:36 PM
        
        The claims of illegal Di-lithium trade are a goddamn lie - R94374L-34 - 5/15/2007 7:49:04 AM
        
        Let's just say we don't want any Imperial Entanglements. (n/t) - pd-rox.55 - 5/16/2007 6:12:44 PM
  - About MS-Apple support - R94374L-34 - 5/14/2007 6:33:33 PM
    - My last discussion with MS-Apple customer support - R94374L-34 - 5/14/2007 9:45:49 PM
    - It's not our fault - MS-A Support - 5/14/2007 6:45:09 PM
      - Notice of Action - SDG - 5/14/2007 9:29:38 PM
        
        LOL!!!! "I seem to be having trouble with my new MS-Apple quantum modem. " You still dont have a tachyon modem?! - R94374L-34 - 5/14/2007 10:20:09 PM
        
        If your tachyon modem had been working properly... - TB, Support supervisor - 5/15/2007 12:18:33 AM
        
        What the heck are you talking about? (n/t) - R94374L-34 - 5/17/2007 8:25:57 PM
      - Look, dammit! - R94374L-34 - 5/14/2007 7:00:55 PM
        
        Gowron, in Tech Support. - Gowron - 5/15/2007 5:19:41 PM
        
        We are sorry. Tech Support's Universal Translator is broken. All request will be handled in Klingon. - GowronMCSD - 5/15/2007 9:50:24 PM
        
        Do you SEE how bad the tech support is?! (n/t) - R94374L-34 - 5/15/2007 10:02:46 PM
        
        And to make matters worse... - R94374L-34 - 5/14/2007 7:07:44 PM

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