re: "Last Tango in Troy"
Cassandra was the famous prophetess who, when she wouldn't put out for the god Apollo, was quite creatively cursed by being given the gift of prophecy, with the caveat that her prophecies would never be believed.
You do realize, of course, that Cassandra was actually violated by Ajax the Lesser. And there's about ten minutes of good standup comedy in that line, alone.
