ROTFLMAO

Just had to repeat that statement so everyone could read it.
I had to, because I had dinner tonight with a handsome conservative from CA. (the friend of Rush Limbaughs). The one who thought I was so hot and so smart yesterday.
Because he was paying, and he has a LOUD boomng voice, I thought I'd be the good little woman and keep my mouth shut and play "dumb" so to speak, just to pick his brain and find out what really made him tick.
(Atilla the Hun comes to mind).

I'm attractive enough that most men go out of their way to impress me on dates (especially the insecure ones). He did all the talking, my conversation was about 10%, give or take 2% either way. I knew I was in for a treat when he spoke highly of Ann Coulter as being one of the brightest women in the US (cough, cough, hack, hack) and then had the BALLS to try and convince ME that we're finally getting somewhere in Iraq with the Bush Doctrine, because that's why we were there in the FIRST place.

I questioned him about this. Weren't there supposed to be WMDs over there? Wasn't that why Congress gave Bush the OK to go to war in the first place? I asked him this rather quietly and he responded in a loud booming voice that we were bringing freedom to all those 5 million women in burquas in Iraq and Afganistan!
I laughed slightly and asked him what moral right we had to invade another country and tell them how to live. And wasn't Bush playing God here? And what gve him the right?

Well! Thankfully the check had just arrived. He had the whole restaurant looking at him by then and made some comment how STUPID liberals were that didn't want to see progess in the world. Then when I asked him about the billions missing from the DOD and Halliburton, well he told me the shareholders would take care of that, and it was just business.

LOL
I refuse to get upset at these conservative ALIENS. What planet do they come from anyway? They really believe all that, and then some. I think I drew the line where he started calling ALL liberals STUPID. I never ONCE denigrated conservatives, but he was always on the attack, without even knowing where I stood politically. THESE people are dangerous. They are cut from the same cloth and they run on quarters.

I imagine having dinner with you SDAI would be somewhat like having dinner with this fellow, except your voice might be a tad lower, do ya think?