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Current Events » in reply to Re: Well,well,well

If the Israeli army misses any terrorists...

..or is pulled back because of public sentiment...

We'll send you and Tom down there with some Belgian M240's taken off a coupla M1A1's being serviced and a truckful of stingers. We'll rig a shoulder harness for the heavy M240's and support for the ammo. I hope you're both in good shape, these and the ammo will be heavy. The Israelis have cr-p for body armor - so we'll loan you some state of the art kick rear gear and some infrared helmets. If any 10 year olds come near you - shoot first and ask questions later. They are likely rigged to blow.

We'll parachute drop you and your vehicle full of stingers from a C130 in the dead of night. The landing'll be rough but hey it's worth it.

Then...just start taking out everything that moves!

All those bast----- are chanting "Death to Israel" anyway - they're ALL terrorists!

One of you should use the stingers one all the structures while the other mounts a rooftop and gives cover.

Just make sure you're out of there, and back safely in the States when Saddam smuggles one of his twenty five dirty nuclear devices sitting in Baghdad to be detonated in Tel Aviv...

Good luck and happy hunting!

SDAI-Tech1

Rivers run red indeed!

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