There's details enough in those few lines to bedevil the Official Myth of 911: pilots who can't fly performing astounding maneuvers... Devout Muslim warriors enjoying cocktails and lapdances.

Oh sure, it all makes perfect sense.

And, if that weren't enough, what are we to make of the curious performance of our Chief Exec on 911?

At 9:03am that fateful day, Andy Card entered the classroom at Booker Elementary school, and whispered in the President's ear, "A second plane has hit the towers. America is under attack."

The President of the United States, having just been informed that our nation was under attack, without asking a single question, vigilently returned his attention to the critical issue of pet goats.

The Secret Service, meanwhile, courageously leaped into action and, inexplicably, allowed the president to remain in a highly vulnerable, well publicized location for over 30 minutes, ostensibly because he didn't want to alarm the children.

Yes, by all means, with aircraft being hijacked left and right, with an international airport just a few miles away, why should anyone question the apparent decision by the Secret Service to allow the President of the United States to remain in a classroom full of children at a well-publicized location?

Maybe George's magic TV set told him that he didn't have to worry, or maybe those Muslim fanatics got sidetracked on the way to Booker, and stopped for a quick cold one, but who knows? The devil hasn't released those details yet.

YoursTruly