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re: The following of Ryan
Kaitilin — (archived)

I can not believe what I am reading. My name is Kaitilin Rodriguez, and I used to be involved with Ryan Ross's "Family". I was sure that he was either dead or in JAIL until my mother told me that she saw him posting his LIES on this site again. I followed him around the desert for 5 years and I know him better than most any of you do. There are some things I think you ALL should know about Mr. Ryan Ross.
1: Ryan Ross can NOT travel to mars, no matter what he may tell you.
2: Ryan Ross is not even his real name, it's CLARANCE GREUTMAN and he doesn't come from Australia, he's never even been there! He's from FREDRICSTOWN OHIO.
3:No one has ever seen Ryan's magical secret-telling seven tounged LLama, no matter how long they follow him.
4:The video of him holding his "evolved spiritual children" is a fake. They are really chinese crested hairless terriers that he spraypainted with glow-in-the-dark varnish
5:His genetic cross-breeding experiments with manatees have never been successful, and he sold the documentation to x-rated web sites as underwater animal porn.

That's all I have to say for now. I fully intend to moniter this site to protect the masses from Ryan Ross's LIES.

Also, his ear suppository to prevent others from reading your mind DOES NOT WORK. It appears at first to be an ordinary tampon, but I assure you that it is not. Although I do not know what it's REAL purpose and design are for, I KNOW that it is innefective, because the government STILL scans my brain at least twice a day.

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