Turkeys
As Larry points out, wild turkeys are a totally different animal than the hideous genetic mutants we cheerfully consume for Thanksgiving. I'm getting a deja vu here...did we cover this subject before?
Up in the hills near where I live, there are signs warning about rattlesnakes, mountain lions, and in mating season, turkeys. Apparently a horny turkey can be quite a bastard, and you can hear them yelling out in the hills at that time.
