Go ahead, Mary Anne. Call the "cops."

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Go ahead, Mary Anne. Call the "cops."

Tom Brosz — 9/9/2004 12:37:48 AM (archived)

If you've got a red phone on your desk to the Justice League of America, let the rest of us in on it.

Maybe we should have sent cops to Afghanistan, and had them walk into the terrorist compounds and arrest them. Maybe we could have used Raoul's "stun guns."

Maybe Interpol could have walked into Tora Bora and demanded that bin Laden come out with his hands up.

We could send the FBI to Fallujah and have them serve a warrant on Zarqawi. Better send a lot of them. Maybe we can get the authorities to haul the terrorists in for illegal use of weapons, or shooting fleeing children without a permit.

We are dealing with people armed, as you say, with grenade launchers, automatic weapons, high explosives, missiles, an utter lack of scruples, and a tendency to surround themselves with civilian human shields.

What do you call a cop sufficiently armed to take on such criminals in hostile territory? You call him a soldier.

What do you call a police action where bombs and machine guns and mines and artillery are involved? I think we learned the real answer to that question a long time ago.

Good God, people, grow up.

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Russia ready to strike against terror - Tom Brosz - 9/8/2004 5:41:16 PM
- I re-state my prediction of a blood bath in Chechnya. Russia is not famous for mercy or moderation. (n/t) - David F Mayer - 9/9/2004 5:18:40 PM
- 50-60 thousand troops to Iraq would be a good start. (n/t) - FrankC - 9/8/2004 11:46:57 PM
- Agreed. - Mary Anne - 9/8/2004 11:17:50 PM
  - We won't even enter a rogue city with ground troops. - Tom Brosz - 9/9/2004 2:47:28 AM
    - I meant the Russians. - Mary Anne - 9/9/2004 3:14:25 AM
      - Sorry. Jumped to a conclusion. - Tom Brosz - 9/9/2004 3:33:54 AM
        
        I understand. It happens to me too. - Mary Anne - 9/9/2004 11:56:05 AM
  - Well Russia was the country that gave us Stalin and the Gulags. - Lee - 9/9/2004 2:34:58 AM
- It's called "anarchy". - Bowser - 9/8/2004 6:25:36 PM
- Hope they don't look too closely at northern Idaho... (n/t) - Pollyanna - 9/8/2004 6:21:25 PM
- they're still described as 'militants' by the press - Daniel - 9/8/2004 6:06:06 PM
  - Words do matter. - Mary Anne - 9/9/2004 12:12:02 PM
    - re: Words do matter. - Daniel - 9/9/2004 6:10:51 PM
  - The Euphemism Collection - Tom Brosz - 9/8/2004 8:47:19 PM
    - re: You don't need to refer to them as Muslims. Its a given. Almost every terrorist is Muslim. Its a modern day fact. (n/t) - Scott Evil - 9/9/2004 2:58:54 PM
    - Sort-of like calling all participants in organized crime "Italians". - Mary Anne - 9/8/2004 11:24:19 PM
      - You have gone right off-track with this misinterpretation - Daniel L - 9/9/2004 5:32:11 AM
        
        I was replying to Tom. - Mary Anne - 9/9/2004 11:57:38 AM
        
        As Perry Mason might say, I think I legitimately "opened the door" on that issue with my "Euphemism" post. (n/t) - Tom Brosz - 9/9/2004 5:42:00 AM
        
        Well, it's still been misinterpreted nonetheless - Daniel - 9/9/2004 6:02:26 AM
        
        (I meant - 'this is my post' not 'this is my thread' (n/t) - Daniel - 9/9/2004 5:36:32 AM
      - "criminals", "assailants" or "kidnappers" - FrankC - 9/8/2004 11:57:39 PM
        
        We *are* dealing with crime. - Mary Anne - 9/9/2004 12:15:06 AM
        
        I appreciate your feelings... - FrankC - 9/9/2004 3:50:17 AM
        
        Go ahead, Mary Anne. Call the "cops." - Tom Brosz - 9/9/2004 12:37:48 AM
        
        Oh, for God's sake. - Mary Anne - 9/9/2004 12:58:42 AM
        
        Europe - Tom Brosz - 9/9/2004 2:42:25 AM
        
        Fine. We can have peace if we just blow up enough places. - Mary Anne - 9/9/2004 3:04:35 AM
        
        You got a better idea? Does anyone? - Tom Brosz - 9/9/2004 4:22:48 AM
        
        re: You got a better idea? - Fox - 9/9/2004 9:23:21 PM
        
        I mentioned how: co-ordinated police action. - Mary Anne - 9/9/2004 11:52:41 AM
        
        Perhaps our pre-9/11 vocabulary is insufficient - McFly - 9/9/2004 1:51:30 AM
    - Nor males, nor deeply pigmented humans, nor Arabic-speakers... - alcaray - 9/8/2004 10:55:44 PM
      - I'm Melanin Enhanced & I Don't Mind Extra Security Attention - Mark Eby - 9/9/2004 3:28:15 AM
        
        That is an interesting addition to the discussion (n/t) - alcaray - 9/9/2004 4:31:11 PM
      - Go back to the article Mary Anne linked to before. - Tom Brosz - 9/9/2004 12:26:04 AM
        
        Neo-Muslims - Art Martin - 9/9/2004 6:15:39 PM
        
        I'll spell it out slowly and show you where you made your mistake. - alcaray - 9/9/2004 4:53:38 PM
        
        Okaaaay.... - Mary Anne - 9/9/2004 12:48:30 AM
        
        I hate to say it... - Tom Brosz - 9/9/2004 2:22:45 AM
        
        And which part of the Muslim community are you? - Mary Anne - 9/9/2004 3:12:07 AM
        
        All Muslims are not terrorists. - Tom Brosz - 9/9/2004 5:22:02 AM
        
        Well, thank you for that, anyway. - Mary Anne - 9/9/2004 11:47:31 AM
- re: Good. - Scott Evil - 9/8/2004 5:53:49 PM

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