Pathetic
What do you think your laundry list proves other than your idiocy? You know what I meant but you would rather argue with a strawman.
Here's an intelligent laundry list:
Is it the governments job to protect citizens from foreign armies?
Is it the governments job to protect citizens from terrorism?
Is it the governments job to protect citizens from dangerous criminals?
Take any of these issues and argue against them with your stupid laundry list.
Is it the governments job to protect citizens in the aftermath of disasters? Yes obviously it is.