...how long did you have to search to find a handle so hideously difficult to type as "SDAITech1"? I mean, that's why I use "Techie", just to avoid carpal tunnel syndrome!
The little pinkie of my left hand has to hold down the Shift key while I splay the rest of my hand so my third finger can press "S" and my middle finger type "D", then I shift the third finger back to hit "A". There's no rest while my right hand reaches for the "I", because my left pinkie is still holding down the Shift key while my index finger is beginning to stretch to hit the "T", ending up with my left hand splayed as wide as possible across the keyboard.
But do I get any rest when we go to lowercase? Noooooo...my left middle finger gets to flick up to hit the "e' then all the way down to the bottom row for the "c". Right hand gets the easy "h", but then the left has to swivel at the wrist and elbow to bring the pinkie around to hit that final "1".
Half the time I mess up the capitalization and have to revise it. When I know I'm going to be using the name a lot in a post, I copy it to the clipboard. Otherwise I couldn't finish a post like the rant below before my hands cramped up.
Did you spend hours trying out names on the keyboard to find the one that's maximally inconvenient to type? Are you, in real life, an osteopath drumming up business?
Thank you for attention to this matter.
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And another thing...
The whole thread (118 posts)
- The reason lawyers get no respect - or - What Gary's definition of a traitor should have been
- re: The reason lawyers get respect -
- I think that is pretty much what Gary had in mind (n/t)
- I see. People here were defending Saddam Hussein.
- As I stated at the time
- Actually some were. They know who they are. (n/t)
- "I have here in my hands a list of domestic Saddamists..." (n/t)
- BS. Put up or shut up. (n/t)
- Short term memory must be a blessing of sorts.
- A Rather Blunt Postscript
- Yeah, some people have a rapier wit, but Techie's is a blunt instrument (n/t)
- Love the wealth of input generated. Guess I finally pinned em to a point they can't defend.
- Why argue with you? You have already concluded that dissent from Bush's opinion is treason. (n/t)
- Re: treason, sedition and subversive elements
- “That we are to stand by the president, right or wrong is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.†(n/t)
- My apologies to Bowser.
- "A subversive is easily spotted once one knows what to look for"
- Personally I think Bowser is much more patriotic than thou (n/t)
- Re: treason, sedition and subversive elements
- Note that no one is actually worked up about this insulting stuff of yours.
- Defend what exactly?
- Why argue with you? You have already concluded that dissent from Bush's opinion is treason. (n/t)
- pathetic and hysterical drivel (n/t)
- "It's laughable."
- ;~) Double ;~) ;~)
- Sorry you feel that way
- I only have time to get thru F, but just wanted to point out what an insulting crock this is.
- Shorter Techie - Meinungsverschiedenheit ist verboten
- And another thing...
- NOT ONE of those posts were remotely pro-Saddam Hussein. You'd better start being more careful; you're obviously lying and slandering here
- Irrationality must be an even greater comfort
- "Ninny? NINNY??"
- Thank goodness this is flame
- Well sharpen your knife: I'm pro-Muslim.
- Yes, it is
- "You have your head jammed so far up your ass, Techie, that you won't see daylight the rest of your life."
- See my postscript above.
- Mmmm, I'd give it about a 6.7, I think
- Can you clarify what my error about the UN was? Then I will attempt to wax eloquent. (n/t)
- WHAT?? "Stand with Bowser and you will smell bad and need a change of clothes in short order"
- "You, and many others here, kindly overlook this just like you overlook the UN's culpability and coziness with Saddam's atrocities. "
- Yo Techie!
- stop referring to me as an 'Aussie leftist' just because I support free speech and the right to dissent
- role of 'patriotism' in all this
- Patriotism must be a blessing of sorts.
- Sorry D-dawg. Does not compute.
- I don't know...
- A Rather Blunt Postscript
- Short term memory must be a blessing of sorts.
- is that so? I don't remember any posts here like that
- I see. People here were defending Saddam Hussein.
- re: What Gary's definition of a traitor should have been