Please, get an education in Mars
For Mars 101, read Peter Cattermole "The Red Planet"
Mars 301 "Mars" University of Arizona Press (The scientific digest of the Viking missions)
Mars advanced classes: LPSC - Lunar and planetary science conference. All abstracts online: http://www.lpi.usra.edu/meetings/recentmeetings.shtml
As they say, there's little point indulging in a battle of wits when one's opponent has come unarmed.
When you have learned WHAT we already know about Mars and WHY we know it, we could perhaps continue this discussion. At that point, it should be a fair fight...