Speaking of...
...partially nude pictures, my wife took some pictures of me a few years ago when we were first married, and I have no idea where they are. Don't want the kids to find those.
Thanks for reminding me. I had forgotten about them. I better find them. And when I do find them, I will not post them on the internet, I'll burn them (Destroy the evidence- I don't want them to come back and haunt me when I run for president :) ).