<What we know about X-mas
1. Our parents believe in Santa Claus.
2. The New York Times believes in Santa Claus
3. The President of the United States of America says there is no Santa Claus.
4. The President of the United States of America still supports Christmas gift exchanges – with cards signed by Santa Claus.
5. Local or network coverage of Santa’s approach is a must – including the use of such expensive technologies as dual-doppler radar.
6. There are annual reports of hoof marks found on rooftops across the nation.
7. There are annual reports of sleigh tracks on snow covers streets, complete with candy cane trails, across the nation.
8. Elmo & Patsy’s Grandma got runned over by a reindeer.
9. Noted physicists have been retained to explain the aerodynamics of flying reindeer.
10. When the first snow of winter occurs on X-mas day, the magic has the potential to animate snow in the form of a fat Jackie Vernon.
11. millions of letters are mailed to Santa Claus annually.
What we don't know about X-mas
1. Who was really flying those reindeer.
Dan
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- Oh ya
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- P.S. Note the mental impermeability displayed here
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- Name correction and Romero link
- Towering Deceit is a gret name for what the wackjobs have done to lie about 911.
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