Funny
It really is; nice job.
;o)
Your clever satire notwithstanding, the facts I've posted stand unchallenged, but I'm a patient man - at least on good days - so I'm hopeful someone here will take a real shot at one/any/all of the points I've posted here.
Finally, I would just note that, so far as I know, no nation has yet gone to war over the myth of Santa Claus.
sp
